February 2011
I just want to be numb.
i hate when my plugs fall out when i sleep and in...
babyvomit-:
January 2011
for every heart i get in my ask box, i'll post a...
Mind Fuck.
Victoria Milagros Fonseca Never that! I don't play games i just mind fuck dudes lol
Kelvin L. Santiago lmbo then they will have sex on their brains i see ...genius
When someone adds you on Facebook and you start...
closingyourblinds:
LOL!
30020.) i want to fall asleep next to you and...
mendihotza:
In Love With You | Erykah Badu...
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
